Men....Are like handbags

Men...

Immature tiny little leaches that suck the life out of women

Now now that may be a tad bit harsh (I'm laughing as I'm typing here) But seriously, I'm not one for tarring people with the same brush but like what was God thinking whilst making Men...??? (figure of speech before anybody jumps on the religious belief bandwagon)

Doesn't matter if you're single, in a relationship married or divorced they are all the same, Now obviously I don't mean literally, what I'm trying to say is they all have that little 'ugggghhhhhhhh' streak in them from Brothers to lovers each have their own little trait that you would love to swing for..!

One of the many things hetrosexual females have in common is that love/hate feeling for Men, But Ladies listen there is nothing We can do but just accept that they are all in fact................. dickheads in their own little way

My lovely Mammy taught Myself and My two sisters that even with a man in your life, You're still on your own, And for years I thought this was just one of her crazy man hating one-liners (she's known for them) but really what she was trying to get across to us is that You can't really depend on a man, can you...?

Simple things like Men and their football (or other vices) their need for attention and inability to complete day to day tasks HOPELESS..!! I'm not having a total go, All that aside they do add that sprinkle of happiness and occasional butterfly feeling to our stomachs, A grin on Our faces and suppose Men can be quite good for a cuddle on them shitty days....

Put it this way the Woman is like an outfit, Keeps the body warm, looking good and holds everything in place.

While a Man is more like a handbag.....An accessory, Some go in and out of fashion, Some will last through a few seasons, some won't match your outfit and then there is that one classic, timeless piece that goes with everything in your wardrobe,

Like a timeless piece (lets say a vintage Chanel) It will be a little bit worn and torn but You'll still love it none the less, It won't be perfect but yet it will still be the one bag in your little collection You always choose

So that Man in your life or the one on the way, is in fact an accessory to you, Hold your own and remember You'll never meet a perfect one (so stop looking) but You will meet one that has a dickhead streak you can put up with and if you can't, Remember like a handbag there's another one waiting to be picked up by you, Just don't spend all your money on one that won't match your outfit, Hold out until You find that classic piece..

That's enough of my strange metaphorical comparisons for the night haha,

Love Debs
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